What are you wearing jake from State Farm. 😂

What are you wearing jake from State Farm. 😂


I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.


we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret




i’m genuinely concerned how did some of y’all pass the 3rd grade your reading comprehension is absolute shit


i’m gonna pray to god that was a joke because if not i’m logging out


The only dating advice I have to offer is: Expect the guys in your life to be kind and respectful. Don’t make excuses for garbagey behavior—”Oh, that’s just what guys are like.” It isn’t true. Expect them to be good, treat them like they’re good. And if they’re garbagey, move on. Don’t let your world get cluttered up with people who think they have some gender-based right to be awful. ”   -Rainbow  Rowell


When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)


if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence